I kēia manawa, hoʻopaʻa wale lākou i nā moa maʻamau i ka asshole! He mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka wā kahiko ka waha. Eia kekahi kanaka makua i hopu i kekahi kahu hale nana i hana me ka vibrator ma mua o ka mop a hookui i kona pahu i kona hoki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoneʻe i kahi kuʻemaka!
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Auē ka mea i ʻike ʻia e kahi keikikāne akahai a hana, laki ka brunette. ʻAʻole ʻo ka waha wale nō ka pōmaikaʻi.